Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I'm Just Saying

I carried a dirty sock all the way to the front door today. Score!

Don't you think it's rude when your own human says that you have bad breath? Like hers smells like tuna. Hey, maybe they make tuna breath mints. That would make her breath smell better, don't you think? My breath smells GOOOOOOOOOOD and my human is crazy.

I'm just saying.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

I think I should have my own computer

When the human goes away and abandons me, she takes the computer. Then I can't blog. And that isn't fair.

I've been working on destroying a blanket while she was gone.

Almost done.

When I finish, I'll post pictures and a pattern so you can do it at home, too.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007


My friends, I have been totally framed. I did not steal those blue glasses. I did not take the Mobil gas credit card. I did not take the green earring or the red one. I did not take 7 shiny round things. I didn't, didn't, didn't!

Those mean ladies with the loud roaring machines---they did it! They did it! Not me! I'm a good boy. I'm a really good boy! I'm a really, really good boy!

Thursday, March 1, 2007

See my Paw?

Originally uploaded by ppolarbear.
This is what makes me a very special boy. Count my toes! I have a lot! I don't usually get under the covers, but I did that day. Don't I look like a big boy? 'Member the other picture of me with that quilt? I was a baby then. I'm big now. But not really big. If I was really big, I'd be like my sister, and I'd be kind of grumpy.

My mama works too long at night. I get lonely. Would you come over and play with me? I have greenies. And toys. And a real swell quilt.